February 2012
584 posts
my mom is such a bitch she always texts me when she’s eating places i like
i’ve recently realized that a lot of people in my life actually like nickelback like a lot of my coworkers who don’t seem to be mentally retarded enjoy their output i am getting closer and closer to suicide daily
viacomcannon asked: waiting. for. my. ruca. stop it 5
sublime is like nickelback for people who smoke weed
do you think they know what my-cat-is-a-moustache even means or is it some poor google translation
like if you’re a mexican why would you follow this blog i only post really bad english text posts
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my-cat-is-a-mustache reblogged your photoset: trillazznigga: oh my god the gayest thing i…
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can we keep this mexican shit off my notifications man its still fuck mexicans ryan lang genocide squad
tattooedmansodmg:
garyfuckingoak:
i just said “please” to my dealer i feel like an absolute faggot
i live in constant fear of accidentally ending a text requesting drugs with “xxx”
i say please when i ask my grandma for morphine
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heartthatadheresfoot replied to your post: I identify as Beezlbub.
more like ron weasleybub
no i do not look like ron weasley i am balding and not a fatty he’s fat right? i look like simon pegg a little bit but mostly i like to think i look like Jandek
I identify as Beezlbub.
i identify as someone with a painful terminal illness please grant my dying wish and also give me lots of opiates
xtjna:
pepsifree:
civilrightsbrah:
pepsifree:
civilrightsbrah:
wait wait wait
transfat?
skinny people identifying as fat people?
what in the FUCK
white people what’s really going on i mean really
excuse me fat people can identify as skinny too transfat isn’t one thing god!!
i really hope you’re joking
i really hope you check your privilege
i really wish you’d stop trying to...
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theoreticaltheoretical replied to your post: like why would you think about me i’m a really bad…
we hung out and i went to jail that night hi perfect example duh but we’re the best.
do you have scars from it i am really hoping you have some permanent scars either way i haven’t slept with you and i don’t know if you could be demoralized anymore
like why would you think about me i’m a really bad human being i will demoralize you to the point of no return i really hope i scar everyone i sleep with physically and emotionally i hope you bleed when you hear my name
cancer boy is telling me he still really cares about me and then adds that he’s now a drag queen i’m actually sick to my stomach
theoreticalurl:
trap-prophet replied to your photo: ketamine-killing-rave-scene-dont.jpg
ketamine addiction can lead to glowsticks, permanent bowel damage, bladder removal and minimal techno. fight for a noble cause and do all u can to stamp out this menace.
anyone with connections for strong opiates please let me know i have a lot of money i will send you money you send me opiates please please
ll support
ericboreman:
buyonegetonehandjobs:
ericboreman:
i just want a nice boyfriend who will not treat me like shit unless i ask him to u kno
me i’ll let you take some of my xanax i’ll buy you wine
you are so perfect
i’ll support you completely as long as you help maintain a high calorie/alcohol diet and you let me touch it
ericboreman:
i just want a nice boyfriend who will not treat me like shit unless i ask him to u kno
me i’ll let you take some of my xanax i’ll buy you wine
man do you guys remember when tumblr was our own little garden of eden do you remember whena ll the blogs were top notch like way before everyone knew about it back when asians weren’t allowed to sign up back before they let public libraries access it reblog if your 5t4s
Dear Society.
aubreyjamjam:
pleasedonletmego:
I hate you, why? You make me fat. No, literally. Im not a size 0. I have stretch marks on my stomach so apparently I’m fat. My thighs are big. So Im fat. I wear glasses and when I take them off my eyes look weird, so that makes me weird. I work at a fast food place so I must not be a hard worker since I cant get a better job. Im ugly because I have zits on my...
can i write off a donation to ryan lang that’s got to be some sort of charitable donation right?
Hayden Asche 6:00 pm do you think sonja and i would make good parents sonjacolemanbodypillow 6:01 pm absolutely fucking not jesus christ
i hope tobias uses that money well and spend it on some newports and maybe a few packs of ramen i got you bruh
“i love how every conversation we have 99.99% chance we end up talking about how much we love maddi” - sonja while we’re talking about how much we love and appreciate maddi
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“Just got a blowjob while watching tv and holding a puppie”
“i was looking at a chart and heroin is like the worst”
its been 45 minutes since i ordered this pizza i’m upset
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While we’re at it, I guess every surviving member of the Holocaust has got no problem with the ska-themed bar mitzvah, right? Although, wait a minute, I’m sorry. I guess today we’ve got to call it the Ska-locaust.
its really hard being a blogger when you leave your house and miss all the good blogging i want to talk about j-kwon too where is j-kwon
i’m explaining to sonja how popular i was in high school and how everyone loves me and sometimes rednecks punch people so hard they swallow their tongue because they love me and give me free coors light
brandnewswastikas:
I can’t believe Obama lowered the legal drinking age for gays.
i am going to work i can’t wait to be done so i can sit in my room and watch x-files again
I really love Mulder and Scully but my favorite detective might be Reyes. Like, I’m really impatient to get to seasons 8 and 9 right now.
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Whitney Houston has been sober for 12 days
dedieu:
next thing you know bloggers around the world will be hooked up to a matrix like network that will provide for them all that they would otherwise want in their lives while being kept totally safe and immune to any external stimuli they may feel uncomfortable with
utopia
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drjrl replied to your post: life is really good i have a lot of burritos in…
damn it hayden.
i can mail you some
life is really good i have a lot of burritos in front of me